Some buy art.
Some buy jokes.
FUIMRICH is not for everyone.
Digitally certified. Cryptographically signed. Emotionally priceless.
CLASS I
Aspiring
You’re not rich.
But you’re honest about it.
CLASS II
Comfortable
You’re doing okay.
Let the card exaggerate.
CLASS III
Affluent
Wealth adjacent.
Socially dangerous.
CLASS IV
Untouchable
Money is irrelevant.
Irony is infinite.